b2supertiddydroid:

heedra:

unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.

this is also why Baikal seals look especially pathetic and sad compared to other seals, they’re entirely freshwater seals and are thus never blessed with ignorance of their curse

eyeballapproved:
“Lou Benesch
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setzeri:

Some more Touhou sketches with slight comical style.

tomboypolemicist:

L + ratio + I have more goats than you + my dairy goats are more prolific than yours + your goats are lean and tough while mine are fatty + your goats are dull-eyed and lethargic and have sarcoptic mange + my sons drank goat collostrum in infancy and gained the vitality of the goat while yours were suckled by a wet nurse and became effete and sexually imbalanced